For The Love Of Logic!

I just read something...

it kind of struck a cord.  And then that cord actually turned out to be more like a fuse to an internal mine filled with dynamite.

1.  You're
2.  Really
3.  Over-thinking
4.  This
5.  You
6.  Could
7.  Probably
8.  Just
9.  Point
10.  To
11.  Your
12.  Chest
13.  And
14.   Say
15.  The
16.  Word
17.  Boobs
18.  While
19.  Winking
20.  And
21.  Giving
22.  A
23.  Thumbs
24.  Up
25.  And
26.  He
27.  Will
28.  Be
29.  More
30.  Turned
31.  On
32.  Than
33.  He
34.  Ever
35.  Has
36.  In
37.  His
38.   Life
39.  Because
40.  Men
41.  Treat
42.  The
43.  Most
44.  Recent
45.  Erection
46.  As
47.  The
48.  Best
49.  One
50.  Ever.

There you have it folks.  It was an article titled "50 Words Every Woman Must Know To Drive A Man Wild In The Bedroom".  Given that I have a lot of experience with cock, I would have to say that I used to agree on this.

However once in awhile, someone comes along that changes everything that we know about what we think we want.  Who we are.  What we know or think that we've learned about human behavior.  Someone who makes our nostrils flair and our pupils to dilate just a tad at the sound of their voice.  The world seems to turn to a haze around the world you've been living in and normally could find your way around even on your worst bender.  Now after coming home from spending time with them you're lucky if you can stagger to the bathroom in the middle of the night and remember to put the seat down that your kid left up before sitting.

They have fucked your shit up entirely;  and you know it the second that you could have landed the perfect one nighter and walked away because you'd rather be snuggling on the couch watching the news with Mr. Twilight Zone than with the banging bod from out of town who you know would understand that you don't do sleepovers and leave just like he was never there in the first place and you're not even mad at the Universe for that test.